Dear Fellow Shoppers,
Let me start by saying that while I recognize and appreciate your right to smoke in the parking lot of the local Giant(!) Bargain(!) Warehouse(!!) type grocery store, I do not appreciate that you are blowing your smoke my way. Especially since you were not simply smoking a cigarette. No. You were smoking a big fatty. People, is this what we have come to? The mere act of going to a huge overstocked conveniently located grocery store necessitates you girding your loins first? Because grocery shopping is so stressful?
Grocery.shopping.
I think it's safe to say that your grip on reality is slipping.
Sincerely,
fg
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