The Return....

Are you ready for it?  

Yes.  Yes, you are.  

The return of 'conversations with my son'. 

 

Ethan:  So, let me get this straight, if I decide to be a lawyer when I grow up, I get to negotiate all day?

Me: Yes, you learn the laws and then use them to form an argument that supports your clients case.

Ethan: Neehhh-go-sheee-ate.

Me: Um, yes.  Your favourite thing to do and you could get paid to do it for other people.

Ethan:  And do lawyers get paid a lot?

Me: Yes.

Ethan:  Wait, one question, do I still get paid if I lose the case?

Me: Yes, for the hours you work but you won't get the bonus you'd get if you won the case and got to keep some of the money the judge would award your client.

Ethan:  Mum, mum, look at me.  

Me:  <looking>

Ethan:  Can you see the dollar signs in my eyes.

Me: ...