Letters To Strangers......

Dear Fellow Shoppers,

Let me start by saying that while I recognize and appreciate your right to smoke in the parking lot of the local Giant(!) Bargain(!) Warehouse(!!) type grocery store, I do not appreciate that you are blowing your smoke my way.  Especially since you were not simply smoking a cigarette.  No.  You were smoking a big fatty.  People, is this what we have come to?  The mere act of going to a huge overstocked conveniently located grocery store necessitates you girding your loins first?  Because grocery shopping is so stressful?  

Grocery.shopping.

I think it's safe to say that your grip on reality is slipping.

Sincerely,

fg 

Comments

[Jonathan]

I'm still bracing myself for the day when I ram old people in the supermarket purely for getting in my way...

It's going to be a "falling down" moment - I can sense it coming...

[Fabricated Goddess]

My intolerance of other peoples behaviour in public is rather alarming. I shock myself at times. I'm with you friend....I'm soooo with you.