Yesterday was such a spectacular day. Even today, it's still sinking in. Think of it like this - if my life was a book, then yesterday someone opened it up to the index in the back and took a yellow highlighter and marked all the negative parts - whether I was responsible for them or not.
Yeah, fun.
Do you remember those Shoebox Greetings cards with the cranky old lady in her house coat and slippers, cigarette dangling? We always used to forget my mum's birthday. I don't know why, it's just sort of always happened, for whatever reason. One year I found this perfect Shoebox Greetings card, old lady with her attitude on the front, indifferently smoking "So, I forgot your birthday again....(inside)....Well add that to the list of thing I'll burn in hell for."
To the next person who adds crap to my pile I say, just add it to the list of things I'll probably burn in hell for.
See... now I've discovered a blogger that lives in the same world as me. Liking you more with every post :)
Posted by: Jonathan | November 05, 2010 at 08:32 AM
Oh! it's so good to know I'm not alone in the crazy ass world! Also, ditto. ;)
Posted by: Fabricated Goddess | November 05, 2010 at 11:30 AM