I swear, last pair of sexy shoes and I'll move on.
I like to sum these up with one word: lingerie. Because, number one, they are seriously the most.uncomfortable.shoes.ever. Good only for provocative lounging. Can not be worn anywhere, ever. I can't really walk in them, and people, as my good friend Shram will attest, I can walk in ANY heels. So it's saying a lot bad about them that I can't wear them.
Oh and number two. Well, do I REALLY have to explain the second reason I call these lingerie?
Yeah. I didn't think so.
